A trilogy Begins...

Fat hedgehog is a drummer who plays in a band called AliceHog. He was playing his drum kit one day when a huge gust of wind blew the door open and Ponky Puppy, now the guitarist, was blown in too. Fat hedgehog was friendly to Ponky and asked him to join the band as he played guitar. Ponky immediately accepted fat hedghogs invitation and went off to get his guitar.

When Ponky returned, he and fat hedgehog jammed through loads of songs and played until it was dark outside and they could play no more.

Alice Ant was found in the bottom of a milkbottle in the Old Ladies Boot where Hedgehog and Ponky played their music. She was singing from the bottle when hedgehog and Ponky heard a noise and could not believe it was the little red ant in a milkbottle. Hegdehog picked up the bottle but dropped it when the ant spoke to him. Quick as lightning, Alice Ant jumped out of the bottle before it broke and gave fat hedgehog a sting on his paw for nearly killing her.

As Alice could sing, she was asked to join the band but only after she had been found a new milkbottle to sing from. Without the bottle, she could barely be heard. The milkbottle amplified her voice so it was loud enough for everyone else to hear.

Ponky found an old milkbottle, cleaned it out and gave it to Alice who was very pleased.

Obama Vs Clinton

Since electing a president who suited South Fork more than he did the White House, all eyes are on America hoping that the same mistake isn't made again. Unfortunately for the rest of the world is America's biggest tradition; tradition. That is not a keyborad error.

So we have a contest of popularity and gimmick instead basing votes on policy. In other words, black or woman? Middle America are sure to vote for Hillary Clinton du to the fact that she is white and is married to the former prime president of the US and A. This holds a lot of value in the Miss World of the planets presidential elections and being America, she is the obvious choice. What the old timers would think of a woman president and a DEmocrat at that we can only guess.

Then we have Barrack Obama, a clean-cut well spoken and apparently approachable young man. Oh, and he's black. He has probably left it a little bit too late to get elected as people don't know who he is and what he stands for, they just know that he's a black man running for president which although not a new idea, it seems plausable with Obama. For America and the world I hope Obama gets in even if his policies are half baked, he'll run the country better than V Dubya could run a brewery.

Pierce Brosnan ruins mental Bondage

Just the other day I commented on how the new James Bond was so politically correct even new labour were turning up their noses to the chap. I harked on about how at least Pierce Brosnan had a bit of the Roger Moores about him with his womanising and irresposible driving. Of course Pierce advertised really manly products like Omega watches which were MI6 spec.

Pierce buddy, the last of the real Bonds has died and now he's working as a make up girl on celebrity "dust me up and get me out of it". Bollox. Roger Moore will always be my favorite.

Bears less than Stearn

Looks like Northern Rock was just the start of credit crunch with Bear Stearns needing a huge federal pay out just to stay afloat today.